That's Entertainment

I remember those cheers,

They still ring in my ears,

And for years they remain in my thoughts.

'Cause one night I took off my robe,

And what'd I do? I forgot to wear shorts.

I recall every fall, every hook, every jab,

The worst way a guy can get rid of his flab,

As you know, my life wasn't drab.

[...]

Though I'd rather hear you cheer

When I delve into Shakespeare...

'A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!'

I haven't had a win in six months.

[...]

And though I'm no Olivier,

If he fought Sugar Ray, he would say

That the thing ain't the ring, it's the play.

So give me a stage

Where this bull here can rage,

And though I can fight,

I'd much rather recite.

That's Entertainment.

That's Entertainment.